1、喜欢一个人，是不会有痛苦的。爱一个人，也许有绵长的痛苦，但他给我的快乐，也是世上最大的快乐。
Like a person, there will be no pain. Love a person, may have long suffering, but he gave me happiness, is also the greatest happiness in the world.
2、使你疲劳的不是远方的高山，而且是你鞋里面的一粒砂子。
what makes you tired is not a distant mountain, but also a grain of sand in your shoes.
3、脱机的人永远不知道联机的人等了她多久……我为兄弟两肋插刀，为女人插兄弟两刀。
offline people will never know how long the online people have waited for her. I cut the knife for my brother, two brothers for a woman.
4、名花虽有主，我来松松土！
although the famous flower has the main, I come to pine land!
5、有时在饭堂排队打饭时最大的欣慰不是前面的人越来越少而是后面等的人越来越多。
sometimes the biggest gratification when queuing up in a mess hall is not that the number of people in front of them is getting smaller but that the number of people waiting for them is increasing.
6、学问之美，在于使人一头雾水；诗歌之美，在于煽动男女出轨；女人之美，在于蠢得无怨无悔；男人之美，在于说谎说得白日见鬼。
the beauty of learning lies in making people mist; the beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to derail; the beauty of a woman lies in the stupidity of a man, and the beauty of a man lies in telling a ghost.
7、你要不理我我就成包子了…而且还是天津最有名的…嘿嘿…
if you don't care for me, I'll be a bun... And it's also the most famous in Tianjin... Heh heh...
8、还没来得及沾花惹草，就被人拔光了。
before being able to interfere with others, he was pulled out.
9、有钱人终成眷属，有情人终成家属。
rich people get married and lovers become family members.
10、你看得见我打在屏幕上的字，却看不到我掉在键盘上的泪。
you can see the words I hit on the screen, but I can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard.
11、好马不吃回头草，所以好马总挨饿。
good horse does not eat back grass, so good horse always starve.
12、听说女人如衣服，兄弟如手足。回想起来，我竟然七手八脚的裸奔了20年。
I hear that a woman is like a dress, a brother is a hand and foot. In retrospect, I ran naked for 20 years.
13、我以为小鸟飞不过沧海，是以为小鸟没有非过沧海的勇气，十年以后我才发现，不是小鸟飞不过去，而是沧海的那一头，早已没有了等待……
I think the birds fly in the sea, it is thought that little birds have no courage to cross the sea. After ten years, I found that it is not a bird flying in the past, but a head of the sea, which has not been waiting for a long time.
14、女人一哭，男人必输。
a woman crying, a man must lose.
15、女人唯一应该练的刀法就是切菜的刀法，对女人来说，这种刀法比任何刀法都管用。
the only way for a woman to practice is to cut vegetables. This method is more effective for any woman than any knife.
16、大学里谈恋爱后悔四年，大学里不谈恋爱后悔一辈子！
love in University regret for four years, university do not love, regret for a lifetime!
17、我想早恋，但是已经晚了……
I want to be in love, but it's late...
18、你是我心中的太阳，可惜下雨了……你是我梦中的月亮，可惜被云遮住了……你是我心中最美丽的花朵，可惜开过了……你是天上的嫦娥降临人间，（）可惜脸先着地了……
you are the sun in my heart, but it's raining... You are the moon in my dream, but unfortunately it is obscured by clouds. You are the most beautiful flower in my heart. You are the Chang'e in heaven. (unfortunately) the face is on the ground first.
19、我喜欢“三心二意”的人：对我有爱心，对我有信心，对我有责任心；说话有创意，令我“满意”！
I like the "two minded" people: I have love, have confidence in me, have a sense of responsibility for me; speak creatively, make me "satisfied"!
20、与人争执时，退一步海阔天空；追女友时，退一步人去楼空。
when you argue with others, you will have to take a step back.
21、女为悦己者容男为悦己者穷！
Women are poor for their pleasing men.
22、妈妈说人最好不要错过两样东西，最后一班回家的车和一个深爱你的人
mom said that people had better not miss two things, the last bus home and a person who loves you deeply.
23、爱我优惠，包年免费！
love me, package year free!
24、如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光。
if you see the shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it is because there is sunshine behind you.
