搞笑人生哲理名言
时间：2018-06-23 12:19:15 来源：励志名言 浏览：448 次
2、我不是随便的人，我随便起来不是人。
I am not a casual person. I am not a man at random.
3、每天花一点时间想想应该感谢谁。
spend a little time every day to think about who you should be thankful for.
4、不怕虎一样的敌人，就怕猪一样的队友！
not afraid of tiger like enemy, afraid of pigs like teammates!
5、生气就是拿别人的错误来惩罚自己。
anger means punishing yourself with others' mistakes.
6、早起的鸟儿有虫吃，早起的虫儿被鸟吃！
The early bird catches the worm, and the early bird gets eaten by the bird.
7、听说女人如衣服，兄弟如手足。回想起来，我竟然七手八脚的裸奔了20年！
I hear that a woman is like a dress, a brother is a hand and foot. In retrospect, I ran naked for 20 years.
8、春天有万紫千红，秋天有月光如水，夏天有习习凉风，冬天有银装素裹。如果你的眼睛不被琐事遮挡，四季都是最美好的季节。
spring is bright and colorful, autumn has moonlight like water, summer has cool breezes, and winter is wrapped in silver. If your eyes are not covered by trifles, the four seasons are the best seasons.
9、完全用特大号字印刷的书难以阅读。每天都是假期的人生也是如此。
Books printed entirely in extra large characters are difficult to read. The same is true of the life of the holiday every day.
10、今天一群日本人来我校参观，说实话，这是我第一次看到穿衣服的日本人！
today a group of Japanese came to visit our school. To tell the truth, this is the first time I saw a Japanese dressed in clothes.
11、如果因一头驴子踢了你，你又去踢驴子，那么，你与那头驴并没有区别。
if a donkey kicks you and you kick a donkey, then you are not the same as the donkey.
12、快乐来自于以感激的心情，去接受眼前的生活。
happiness comes from appreciative mood to accept the present life.
13、曾经和朋友一起仰望星空，随之我们泪流满面，他是因为失恋，（ 感悟人生）我则是因为扭伤了脖子。
once I looked up at the stars with my friends, then we burst into tears, because he was in love, and I twisted my neck.
14、因为慈悲，所以宽恕；因为宽恕，所以解脱。为了解脱，所以宽恕；为了宽恕，所以慈悲。
because of mercy, so forgiveness; because of forgiveness, so release. Forgiveness for forgiveness; compassion for forgiveness.
15、和一MM争论鲸鱼是不是鱼，最后我说“日本人也带个人字”，她这才同意鲸鱼不是鱼。
argue with MM about whether whale is a fish or not. Finally, I said, "Japanese also bring personal characters". She agreed that whale is not a fish.
16、生命的完整，在于宽恕、容忍、等待与爱，如果没有这一切，你拥有了所有，也是虚无。
the integrity of life lies in forgiveness, tolerance, waiting and love. If not, all you have is nothing.
17、铁杵能磨成针，但木杵只能磨成牙签，材料不对，再努力也没用。
the iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but the wooden pestle can only be ground into toothpicks, and the materials are not right.
18、学问之美，在于使人一头雾水；诗歌之美，在于煽动男女出轨；女人之美，在于蠢得无怨无悔；男人之美，在于说谎说得白日见鬼。
the beauty of learning lies in making people mist; the beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to derail; the beauty of a woman lies in the stupidity of a man, and the beauty of a man lies in telling a ghost.
19、原谅是学习放下，不允许怨恨再控制你的生活。
forgiveness is to learn to let go, not allow resentment to control your life again.
20、大肚能容天下事，开怀笑破古今愁。
big belly can tolerate all things in the world.
21、饶恕是抵挡仇恨、医治仇恨的良药。
forgiveness is a good medicine to resist hatred and cure hatred.
